Student Show

Zane Lancaster Paintings

Are You Ready to Protect Your Loved Ones?

ZANE LANCASTER

Artist Statement

Are you successful? You look it.
Just smile and nod
I’m always reachable, you know, in case my office needs me.
You can’t put a price on things like that
I’ll use my credit card!
All stainless steel appliances
Why should I feel bad, they should have worked harder
It’s a buyers market…..
But we never have time to cook
How much bad debt are you carrying?
Did you hear about the shooting?
I can’t believe I shook his hand
That whole Nuclear Arms Race Thing, it’s all in the past…
How’s your cholesterol?
I really let myself down
But it’s so convenient, and delicious.
As long as it ain’t me or my kid
I hide the wrappers too, don’t want to look like a pig.
Heard it was completely random…
Yeah I keep one under the bed too.
The location is worth it, good schools for the kids
It’s gotta be something in the water….
Didn’t need an education
I have a treadmill and weight set, do yoga too
I got a prescription for it.
She’s a disaster.
No
Just a winning smile and the ability to look people in the eye
Best money I ever spent…

Two Scoops (You Are Going to Choke)

American Cupcake